A judge in Hollister, Missouri got more than he bargained for in his bottle of Miller Light. I always thought those plastic big-mouth bottles were a bad idea. My theory of the crime is that the wife put the "object" in the beer and sealed the carton back up. That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it. The beer was bottled in Ft. Worth, by the way. ICK!
"I was so revulsed. That moment just gels in your mind. I have no adjectives to describe how bad it was. I wanted to reach inside my body and pull my guts out and hose them off. I couldn't sleep for two nights, and then I got sick, which I attribute in part to lack of sleep."
posted by Lori @ 10:39 PM
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