Tonya Harding shot John F. Kennedy
Strike a nerve, any nerve.
"Lee Harvey Oswald saved millions of American lives by assassinating John F. Kennedy. He is the Gre at American Hero and his spirit lives on in the body of Tonya Harding. It is too late to reward Oswald but we can still do something for Tonya. I shall become President of the United States and make Tonya Harding my First Lady. She who slew Lincoln and Kennedy shall dwell in the White House."
Robert Urbanek doesn't really share our reality. In addition to his theory that Tonya Harding shot JFK, he also believes that he created al-Qaeda in December of 1985 when he hung a Nagel in his apartment that subconsciously inspired the creation of al-Qaeda in March of 1988.
Relax - he doesn't believe that an alien crash anded in Roswell in 1947, but he does think that nuclear bombs kill not just the body, but the soul because they're really, really hot. Also, fusion is a lesbian type of energy, and the Grand Canyon is a metaphor for the struggle of good and evil, not to mention that chance meetings are the work of the Devil. There's so much whack in so few pages -- Urbanek is a world-class nut.
posted by Lori @ 2:03 PM
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